August 02, 2004

category bugbite

I often wish I were funny. you know, that deliberate but not contrived way of making everyone laugh and look at you like you are clever, or dynamic, or have your shit together on some level.

that way, I would still be offending someone all the time, but differently.

like how "you got served" is different from "you are making my brains fall out my eyes like

-oh shit, I totally almost choked to death just then.

like long wet strands of celery, and you have lizard poison crawling out your fingertips."

or like how a compliment is different from an insult. only, when i say them, I can't tell those apart.

Posted by samantha at August 2, 2004 03:40 PM
Comments

hey, hope you liked the album (devo)
and every thing is suddenly underlined - howcome that is?

Posted by: Christopher at August 2, 2004 05:43 PM

it's awesome, i'm gonna get it framed. actually i was gonna post a picture of it here, but i didn't upload it yet.

and underlined? huh?

Posted by: samm at August 2, 2004 06:05 PM